15 Civilizations Described in One Sentence

Greece: “We went from being a major power to an absolute mess.” 

Egypte: “Yeah, tell me about it.” 

Babylonia: Presenting the first nation to have a defined code of laws. 

Sumer: “The list of inventions that are attributed to us is longer than the number of nations England went to war with.” 

Indus Valley: “We were doing just fine until the Aryan came in, no not the germanic one, we are almost 5000 years older than them.” 

Sarmatian: One of the rare civilizations where women were equal if not superior to men, and also gave Attila a run for his money. 

Rome: “Revenge is a dish served cold, right Gaul?” 

Hittites: “Please place your order of iron over here, we’ll deliver it to you in a few days.” 

Sea People: “Despite being a major footnote in the Bronze Age Collapse, no one knows a thing about us.” 

Kush: Presenting to you the nation with three different capitals. 

Xiongnu: Presenting to you, the first confederacy in history. 

Olmec: They are either the inventors of irrigation and calendar in South-America, or some space gobos that run after some Mysterious Cities of Gold

Caral: “We may or may not have built the first city in history.” 

Yamato clan: *looking at a piece of Japan* “MINE!” 

Medes: “Sadly no one knows us despite being the first Iranian empire and the precursor of the famous Persian Empire.”

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